And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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