Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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