I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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