I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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