Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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