You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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