I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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