So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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