shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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