Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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