You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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