handjob tips. give me some.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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