Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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