Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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