You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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