your room smells of hookers.
And success
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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