You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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