David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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