I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Where is the hickey?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Randomize
