on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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