YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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