The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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