I feel like I'm in dance class right now
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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