Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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