He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
