How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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