worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Your cock deserves a montage
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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