so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
