you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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