his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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