I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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