I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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