Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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