you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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