i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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