That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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