is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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