dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm too high and old for this...
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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