No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
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