Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm like, not good at living.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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