i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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