..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm passing your future prison.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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