to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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