he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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