It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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