I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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