I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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