i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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