is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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