Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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