She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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