She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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