I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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